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Created on 2005-01-06 13:31:08 (#5668676), last updated 2005-12-02
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Basic Info| Name: | book_wurm89 |
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| Location: | umm where am i, Maine, United States |
Biohumm.....about me.
Well I umm like books and hanging with my best buds Heather, Lindsey and Ashley. And my other cool friends...go Wildcats!
I think Jello is the best thing ever made and that it should be a required supplement. Nascar is the only prosport I watch, cause
the rest all suck.
Well thats me....... I thinks thats about it ....WAIT! give me hugs!
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~How To Make Nascar More Interesting~
1. LET SOME BLACK PEOPLE COMPETE.
I've never seen a single black person drive in a race. It's 2002. We've found the wreckage of the Titanic, cures for many diseases, and Plutonium. Can't we find at least one black redneck driver to challenge the other redneck drivers? This could also open up a whole new market for advertisers. If there's any room left on the cars for any more ads, that is...
2. INSTALL TRAFFIC LIGHTS.
If traffic lights were timed to randomly stop traffic every 8-12 laps, there would be more crashes. And that's what everybody really wants to see, isn't it? More crashes? And with more crashes, there would be fewer cars to finish the race, and thus, the races would be shorter. And that would help prevent the thousands of fat, drunken, shirtless rednecks in the crowd from getting worse sunburn than they already have.
3. MAKE THE TRACKS OUT OF ICE.
Now this would be the test of a true champion. If a single NASCAR driver could make it through the first turn without wiping out, I'd supply the prize money, myself. Plus, if the tracks were made of ice, chances are it would be cold outside, and all the aforementioned fat, drunken, shirtless rednecks in the crowd would have to put their shirts back on.
4. HAVE A DALE EARNHARDT TRIBUTE AT THE END OF EVERY LAP THAT'S A NUMBER DIVISIBLE BY THREE.
Not only will we all get to remember "The Intimidator," but also, many in the crowd will get the opportunity to improve their oft-neglected math skills.
5. BLINDFOLDED DRIVING.
Enough said.
6. MAKE ALL DRIVERS RUN THE LAST LAP.
There would be nothing more entertaining than watching the drivers try to sprint to finish line. After driving several hundred laps, the dehydrated and exhausted drivers would crash into themselves.
7. RANDOM SPECTATOR DODGE.
Every race, one "lucky" fan will be selected to run across the track during the race. If the fan makes it, he or she will receive a genuine collector's edition foam can holder depicting the NASCAR driver of his or her choice. If the fan doesn't make it, the driver gets ten bonus points.
8. BAN AIR WRENCHES FOR TIRE CHANGES.
This would be fun to watch. If a pit crew can change a car's tires with a manual wrench in less than 45 minutes, I'm Richard Petty.
9. NASCAR DANCERS.
Picture it, a group of slightly overweight, slightly intoxicated country girls with over-frizzed hair, Marlboro tank-tops, and cut-off jean shorts trying to dance together to the heavenly strains of Freebird. Then, try to imagine the slightly overweight, slightly intoxicated crowd trying to dance along with them. Two words: Pure Magic.
10. MORE POST-RACE BRAWLS.
These are always great, especially if Jeff Gordon is beating up Brian Vickers.
Love me!!!!
Well I umm like books and hanging with my best buds Heather, Lindsey and Ashley. And my other cool friends...go Wildcats!
I think Jello is the best thing ever made and that it should be a required supplement. Nascar is the only prosport I watch, cause
the rest all suck.
Well thats me....... I thinks thats about it ....WAIT! give me hugs!
*HUGS* TOTAL!
give book_wurm89 more *HUGS*
Get hugs of your own
~How To Make Nascar More Interesting~
1. LET SOME BLACK PEOPLE COMPETE.
I've never seen a single black person drive in a race. It's 2002. We've found the wreckage of the Titanic, cures for many diseases, and Plutonium. Can't we find at least one black redneck driver to challenge the other redneck drivers? This could also open up a whole new market for advertisers. If there's any room left on the cars for any more ads, that is...
2. INSTALL TRAFFIC LIGHTS.
If traffic lights were timed to randomly stop traffic every 8-12 laps, there would be more crashes. And that's what everybody really wants to see, isn't it? More crashes? And with more crashes, there would be fewer cars to finish the race, and thus, the races would be shorter. And that would help prevent the thousands of fat, drunken, shirtless rednecks in the crowd from getting worse sunburn than they already have.
3. MAKE THE TRACKS OUT OF ICE.
Now this would be the test of a true champion. If a single NASCAR driver could make it through the first turn without wiping out, I'd supply the prize money, myself. Plus, if the tracks were made of ice, chances are it would be cold outside, and all the aforementioned fat, drunken, shirtless rednecks in the crowd would have to put their shirts back on.
4. HAVE A DALE EARNHARDT TRIBUTE AT THE END OF EVERY LAP THAT'S A NUMBER DIVISIBLE BY THREE.
Not only will we all get to remember "The Intimidator," but also, many in the crowd will get the opportunity to improve their oft-neglected math skills.
5. BLINDFOLDED DRIVING.
Enough said.
6. MAKE ALL DRIVERS RUN THE LAST LAP.
There would be nothing more entertaining than watching the drivers try to sprint to finish line. After driving several hundred laps, the dehydrated and exhausted drivers would crash into themselves.
7. RANDOM SPECTATOR DODGE.
Every race, one "lucky" fan will be selected to run across the track during the race. If the fan makes it, he or she will receive a genuine collector's edition foam can holder depicting the NASCAR driver of his or her choice. If the fan doesn't make it, the driver gets ten bonus points.
8. BAN AIR WRENCHES FOR TIRE CHANGES.
This would be fun to watch. If a pit crew can change a car's tires with a manual wrench in less than 45 minutes, I'm Richard Petty.
9. NASCAR DANCERS.
Picture it, a group of slightly overweight, slightly intoxicated country girls with over-frizzed hair, Marlboro tank-tops, and cut-off jean shorts trying to dance together to the heavenly strains of Freebird. Then, try to imagine the slightly overweight, slightly intoxicated crowd trying to dance along with them. Two words: Pure Magic.
10. MORE POST-RACE BRAWLS.
These are always great, especially if Jeff Gordon is beating up Brian Vickers.
Love me!!!!
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